LAUGH OUT LOUD

Teacher: At the end of the ruler stands an idiot

Student to his friend: I got punished 

coz

I asked which end sir.

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Pagal to chinese: Kya tum american ho?

Chinese: Nahin mein chinese hun

Pagal: Nahin tum american ho

Chinese(gusse mein): Han.Mein American hun
Pagal  : Lagte to tum chinese ho!!

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Santa: Mujhe loose motion ho gaye hain

Doctor: Motion kitna patla hai?

Santa: Itna patla ki aap kulla kar lo!!

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A boy filling an application form,getsconfused and asks to father: Dad,"MOTHER TONGUE" ke column mein kya likhun?

Dad: "VERY LONG" likh de.....

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Train mein ek sardar ke 50Rs. kho gaye.

Tabhi ek musalman bola: Ya Allah Bismilah

Sardar: Abey 20 tujhe mile to baki 30 kahan gaye?

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A person asked santa: Akal badi ya Bhains

Santa: Abe pehle date of birth to bataa

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Five greatest sardar invention:-

1. Water proof towel

2. Book on how to read

3. Black light bulb

4. Wheelchair with a pedal

5. Umbrella with holes to see if it is raining 

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University exams official theme song...

Remix of  "Wavin' Flag"

Give me wisdom,

Give me power,

Give me reason,

Let's score higher.

See the rascals

Score the eighties,

Petrifies us,

Make us feel sad.

In the exam,

Heads are dipping,

Every loser,

Trying and peeping.

Humiliation,is around us.

Scoring 50 is stupendous...

Feeling forever dumb,

Whom shall I copy from?

Let's weep in the 3hours stay,

Together at the end of the day We'll all sing.

When exams are over,

I will be stronger,

We call it freedom,

Just like a Waving Flag!

I don't want it back!

I don't want it back!

I don't want it back!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooo!!!!!!!!

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