Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Mr.Banta

A brief overview of Mr. Banta

* He studied for a blood test.

* He sold his car for gas money.

* When he missed bus #44 he took bus #22 twice instead.

* When he went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," he turned around and went home. 


* When he heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved.

* He thought if he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless.                                               

* He thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" he wrote "Sagittarius. "

* He took the ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

* He sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* He spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate. "

3 comments:

  1. hey dude.Its reaaly awesome.keep on posting such kinds of stuff.

    Andrew

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